2020 Classic: The Airbag
She asked if the car has “Sanitized Sensors” for when I breathe too close to her. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine… Read More »2020 Classic: The Airbag
2019 Legacy: The Shazam! Humility
A superhero movie that finally remembered that having powers would actually be fun. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Shazam! Humility
2019 Classic: Best Reggae Album
Why 44/876? Because Shaggy and Sting are the “Dad Trip to Jamaica” duo we didn’t know we needed. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Classic: Best Reggae Album
2017 Archive: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Peak” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it was printed on a 3D printer in a basement.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Classic: The Generic 2
2016 Vintage: The Blood Pressure
It hit 190 when the doctor said his ‘Video Portal’ doesn’t support my browser. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO &… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Blood Pressure
2016 Archive: The Vine “RIP”
Why was the intern wearing a black armband? Because Twitter killed Vine, and now he has nowhere to post 6-second masterpieces of people falling over. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The Vine “RIP”
2016 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
Why did Ex Machina beat the blockbusters? Because a girl with a robotic stomach and a dance routine is more impressive than a thousand Stormtroopers.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
2015 Archive: The DeAndre Jordan “Emoji War”
Why was he locked in a house? Because the Clippers players held him hostage with emojis to stop him from signing with the Dallas Mavericks.… Read More »2015 Archive: The DeAndre Jordan “Emoji War”
2015 Archive: Rocket League
Why were the kids “driving” soccer balls? Because the game combined cars and sports, proving that you don’t need a license to be a pro… Read More »2015 Archive: Rocket League