A parishioner trying to discreetly check his text messages in a dark row of pews, only for his screen to flash at maximum brightness because the face-recognition system cannot identify his face in the dim lighting.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition
In 2018, church life was diving deeper into the smart-device era,...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2019, church life was fully immersed in the era of high-speed ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition
In 1996, church life was undergoing a slow, digital awakening whi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition
In 2004, church life was rapidly moving away from old analog form...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.