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2015 Archive: The DeAndre Jordan “Emoji War”

Why was he locked in a house? Because the Clippers players held him hostage with emojis to stop him from signing with the Dallas Mavericks.

Part of the 48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" New York Knicks
Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Streaming" War
Why did I need six apps to watch one game? Because in 2025, the o...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 New Year's Eve
Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »

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Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Giannis "Legacy" Season
Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X01/29/2005 19:42Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Blockbuster_Refugee01/16/1996 15:21Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Overclocker_Pro06/10/2015 08:44My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky04/15/2005 10:11One billion... laughs!
@Hamster_Dance_X09/27/1996 12:04Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Grinds_My_Gears08/22/2004 21:06You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Confused_Travolta07/07/2008 02:31Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Prodigy_User_X10/17/2015 06:52Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@IMVU_Chatter08/28/2011 03:573D laughs are the best!

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