2016 Vintage: The Blood Pressure

It hit 190 when the doctor said his ‘Video Portal’ doesn’t support my browser.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

@Firewire_Fan01/10/1997 06:27Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Napoleon_Dyna12/29/1998 11:27Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Doge_Much_Funny03/24/2009 07:01Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Mocking_Sponge05/02/2001 17:22mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Orkut_Member_9904/13/2015 12:54A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Warcraft_Orc06/17/2009 07:42Work, work... and laugh, laugh!