2023 Classic: The Starbucks Fan
“One Venti-Watt, lavender-infused, with cold foam.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive. Historically Verified
2023 Archive: The Niecy Nash-Betts Speech
Why the highlight? For thanking “ME!” in a powerful self-love speech that made everyone in the room want to give themselves an award. Part of… Read More »2023 Archive: The Niecy Nash-Betts Speech
2022 Archive: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Archive: The Cake
2022 Classic: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his text messages in a dark row of pews, only for his screen to flash at maximum brightness because… Read More »2022 Classic: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
2021 Legacy: The Matrix Resurrections Meta
A movie about a movie about a movie. My brain is officially stuck in a loop. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Matrix Resurrections Meta
2021 Classic: The Window
I’m “browsing” for a life outside my bedroom. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Coffee Price
Why did the lawyer sue the $12 “Lockdown Latte”? He argued it was “unauthorized emergency pricing.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom… Read More »2020 Classic: The Coffee Price
2020 Vintage: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Email
2020 Vintage: The Kobe Tribute
Why was it so heavy? Because the world lost a legend that morning, and seeing his jerseys hanging in the rafters while Boyz II Men… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Kobe Tribute
2020 Classic: The Airbag
She asked if the car has “Sanitized Sensors” for when I breathe too close to her. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine… Read More »2020 Classic: The Airbag