Why was General Petraeus the “Rockstar” of 2007? Because he was the only guy in Washington who could explain a complex insurgency using only three PowerPoint slides and a very confident stare.
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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