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1996 Classic: The Pager Vibration Panic

A deacon jumping out of his seat during the silent prayer because his newly acquired numeric pager started vibrating loudly against the wooden armrest of the pew.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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