2003 Archive: The “Are You Gonna Be My Girl”
Jet is here to remind us that garage rock sounds best when it’s used in a flashy iPod commercial. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Are You Gonna Be My Girl”
2003 Archive: The 50 First Dates
“Every day is a new start with you!” “That’s because you have the short-term memory of a goldfish and you keep forgetting where you parked the car.”… Read More »2003 Archive: The 50 First Dates
2003 Vintage: The Zebra
I’m “black and white” about it. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Scared Tree
Why did the oak tree go to the bank? To open a “branch” office. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo”… Read More »2003 Classic: The Scared Tree
2002 Archive: 8 Mile
Why was the teenager so focused? Because he had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything he ever wanted… which was the last piece of… Read More »2002 Archive: 8 Mile
2001 Archive: The Pager Polyphonic Upgrade
A deacon’s new electronic pager going off during the quiet reflection period, playing a high-pitched, metallic 8-bit rendition of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony. Part of the… Read More »2001 Archive: The Pager Polyphonic Upgrade
2001 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my ‘First Generation iPod’ as a down payment. Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition… Read More »2001 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
2000 Archive: The Low-Rise Jeans
Why was the passenger freezing? Because she sat down in a leather airplane seat and the back of her jeans ended approximately 4 inches below… Read More »2000 Archive: The Low-Rise Jeans
2000 Archive: The Cast Away Paranoia
Why was the Uncle staring at a Wilson volleyball in the pool? Because Tom Hanks made us all believe that if the BBQ ran out… Read More »2000 Archive: The Cast Away Paranoia
2000 Legacy: The Requiem for a Dream Trauma
Why the fridge? For a movie so effective at “saying no to drugs” that nobody who saw it in 2000 has ever smiled since. Part… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Requiem for a Dream Trauma