2001 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2

He asked for my ‘First Generation iPod’ as a down payment.

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@Geocities_Neighbor02/13/2006 07:49Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@CRT_Brightness10/22/2001 05:56I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione12/04/2003 03:23It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@BitTorrent_0104/16/2001 02:56Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Leave_Britney_A01/25/2000 23:22Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Harambe_Memories12/24/2010 10:11Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Tuenti_Specialist05/29/2010 14:59A classic from the Spanish web too!