“Every day is a new start with you!” “That’s because you have the short-term memory of a goldfish and you keep forgetting where you parked the car.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
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The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
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A: Because she wanted...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Trunks
"He has the red trunks back!" "In 2025, this is the biggest poli...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
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I love gold! And I love this joke!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!