2009 Legacy: The Tomato

I’m “ketching” up with the future.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@C++_Dev_9811/02/2008 04:35I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Overclocker_Pro01/08/1997 18:01My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Walter_Sobchak01/07/2012 22:21Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@StoneCold_31605/05/2014 12:37And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@About_Dot_Com02/21/2011 16:05The human guide to online humor.

@Face_Palm_0112/09/1995 04:38Classic. Simply classic.

@Wall_Post_Hero02/20/2005 18:31Posting this to my own wall right now!