Why was the Uncle staring at a Wilson volleyball in the pool? Because Tom Hanks made us all believe that if the BBQ ran out of food, we’d have to start talking to the sports equipment.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
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It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Press the button for more humor!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!