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2000 Archive: The Cast Away Paranoia

Why was the Uncle staring at a Wilson volleyball in the pool? Because Tom Hanks made us all believe that if the BBQ ran out of food, we’d have to start talking to the sports equipment.

Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day01/16/1997 20:27Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@South_Park_Cartman05/07/2003 00:05Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Winamp_Skin_Maker11/12/1995 06:54Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Inkjet_Printers09/26/2002 14:02Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Napster_Search04/19/2006 19:08Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Lock_Stock_Two10/02/1995 22:55It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@First_World_P04/30/1997 22:42My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Distracted_Boy05/02/2006 14:14Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Joe_Cartoon_G04/11/2013 10:32Press the button for more humor!
@Mobile_Web_0107/01/2000 02:36Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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