Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Media” study? Because the lawyers tried to sue the scientists for “unauthorized observation without a signed NDA.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
That was intense... and funny!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
I should make a game about this joke.