I’m “tweeting” about the market.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
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They do move in herds... funny jokes!
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