2001 Legacy: The Lance Armstrong Hat-Trick
Why was the Tour de France looking like a one-man parade? Because Lance won his third straight title and looked so comfortable he could have… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Lance Armstrong Hat-Trick
2000 Vintage: The Elián González Saga
Why was a 6-year-old boy the biggest headline in April? Because nothing says “election year” like a massive international custody battle involving a raft, a… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Elián González Saga
1999 Archive: The South Park
Bigger, Longer & Uncut Fan: They don’t change it; they just blame Canada for the darkness. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Archive: The South Park
1999 Legacy: The Boxer “Prince” Naseem Hamed
Why were the entrances so long? Because he spent 10 minutes walking to the ring and 2 minutes knocking people out. Part of the 54… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Boxer “Prince” Naseem Hamed
1998 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Kelsey Grammer? For playing a man who is constantly exhausted by his own genius, which is also how he felt giving his fifth speech.… Read More »1998 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
1998 Legacy: The Heineken Bottle
Why was the Heineken bottle green? Because it saw the price of the craft beer. Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Heineken Bottle
1997 Vintage: The Reader’s Digest Stack
Maintaining a pristine, twenty-year-old collection of miniature condensed books in the guest bathroom, arranged strictly by publication date. Part of the 34 Senior & Aging… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Reader’s Digest Stack
1997 Classic: The Flight Safety Video
Why did no one watch? Because they were too busy trying to figure out how to turn off their pagers before the plane exploded. Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The Flight Safety Video
1996 Archive: The Clip-Art Explosion
Opening the weekly church bulletin and finding fifteen different pixelated images of angels, crosses, and doves filling every single millimeter of white space because the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Clip-Art Explosion
1996 Legacy: The “Whatever” Attitude
The official word of 1996 is “Whatever,” usually accompanied by a dramatic eye roll and a flannel shirt. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: The “Whatever” Attitude