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1999 Archive: The South Park

Bigger, Longer & Uncut Fan: They don’t change it; they just blame Canada for the darkness.

Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dial_Up_King07/31/2000 07:56Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Silk_Road_Ghost02/17/1996 02:58Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Rocket_Power_9909/21/2011 20:40We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Xanga_Skin_Maker04/20/2015 18:07This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Grammar_Nazi_9908/02/1997 09:53Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Me_Gusta_Face06/10/1998 18:25Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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