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2000 Vintage: The Elián González Saga

Why was a 6-year-old boy the biggest headline in April? Because nothing says “election year” like a massive international custody battle involving a raft, a closet, and Federal agents in riot gear.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dark_Knight_Joker01/12/1998 18:40Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Firewall_Wizard07/18/2011 13:43Letting this joke through the port.
@Space_Background05/15/2000 17:32The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Tagged_Network12/28/1995 04:35You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Forever_Alone_X08/16/2010 23:39At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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