Why were the entrances so long? Because he spent 10 minutes walking to the ring and 2 minutes knocking people out.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
2025 Classic: The Caleb Williams "Sophomore" Leap
Why was Chicago dreaming of a ring? Because their QB finally look...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
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In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
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Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I see funny people... everywhere!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?