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2001 Legacy: The Lance Armstrong Hat-Trick

Why was the Tour de France looking like a one-man parade? Because Lance won his third straight title and looked so comfortable he could have done it on a unicycle.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StarWars_Nerd09/21/1999 08:04The farce is strong with this one!
@Dark_Knight_Joker09/19/2001 07:19Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Sum41_Skater11/19/2012 09:44In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Better_Off_Dead02/19/1995 06:49I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Goldmember_I_L09/08/2015 12:48I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Brick_Tamland_L07/04/1997 22:38I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Grinds_My_Gears03/21/2011 20:13You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@YouTube_Beta_User02/19/2002 16:01I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Believe_It_Or_N12/30/2000 18:57I choose to believe it’s funny.

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