Opening the weekly church bulletin and finding fifteen different pixelated images of angels, crosses, and doves filling every single millimeter of white space because the secretary discovered Microsoft Word.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.