“I’m a terrifying mob boss.” “No, you’re just a guy who shaved his head and now looks like a giant thumb. Put a hat on.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!