2003 Classic: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the movies? Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2003 Classic: The Honeydew
2003 Classic: The Love Actually Fan
To them, the light bulb is perfect. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The X-Ray
“Your ribs look fine, but your heart is shaped like a ‘Loading’ icon.” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic… Read More »2002 Legacy: The X-Ray
2002 Legacy: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in Enron-era bankruptcy? “A multi-millionaire.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Graduation
2002 Legacy: Britney Spears (Crossroads)
Why was she on a road trip? Because in 2002, she wanted to prove that she wasn’t “a girl, not yet a woman,” but she… Read More »2002 Legacy: Britney Spears (Crossroads)
2002 Classic: The Printer
I’m an author. I’m just “out of character.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Library
She asked for a book on “The Art of War.” She said she wanted to see if Sun Tzu had any tips for dealing with… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Library
2000 Legacy: Janet Jackson (Doesn’t Really Matter)
Why was she in a giant bubble? Because in 2000, the future looked like a music video where everything was made of white plastic and… Read More »2000 Legacy: Janet Jackson (Doesn’t Really Matter)
2000 Classic: The Ocean
Why did the ocean wash its hands? Because it wanted to start the century with a “clean tide.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes:… Read More »2000 Classic: The Ocean
2000 Classic: The Mouse
I’m a click-baiter. I’m just “trapped” in the web. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified