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2000 Classic: The Mouse

 I’m a click-baiter. I’m just “trapped” in the web.

Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser12/03/2008 16:56A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Gladiator_Proximo11/17/2001 17:23Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione03/03/1996 23:16It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@White_Goodman_G06/14/2012 02:43We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Construction_Dig01/08/1998 14:07Still digging for more humor!

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