2010 Classic: Jersey Shore (Peak)

Why was the vampire so orange? Because “GTL” (Gym, Tan, Laundry) was the law, and Snooki’s “poof” hair was higher than any church steeple in town.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »

In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »

Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »

Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »

In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »

In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »

In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »

In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »

In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »

Why was Shaggy fighting Batman? Because 2022 was the year where e...read more »

Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »

Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »

@DVD_Collector12/11/2014 18:17Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Harry_Potter_Ron06/05/2008 14:41Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Pizza_Pizza_9910/24/2012 20:10Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog09/21/1999 10:03Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Second_Life_Avy04/18/2000 08:09In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Rage_Comic_Fan03/31/1995 18:48FFFFFUUUUU-nny!