2002 Classic: The Printer

I’m an author. I’m just “out of character.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

@Party_On_Garth05/31/2008 06:11I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@CompuServe_Classic05/22/2005 02:09Premium humor for premium members.

@Tagged_Network07/09/2002 11:31You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Starcraft_Zerg06/06/2012 03:02Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Protoss_Pylon01/04/1995 18:58You must construct additional laughs!