2013 Classic: The About Time Time-Travel
A movie that made me realize I’d use time travel just to have a better first date and not to save the world. Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: The About Time Time-Travel
2012 Archive: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the countdown. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Gotye Loop
The music teacher trying to look trendy by arranging a school choir version of “Somebody That I Used to Know” that used five different xylophones.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Gotye Loop
2011 Vintage: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into mobile gaming. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Classic: The Hat
2010 Vintage: The “Big Fing Deal” Quote
* Why was Joe Biden’s hot mic moment so famous? Because it was the most honest three seconds of the entire 2010 legislative session. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Big Fing Deal” Quote
2010 Classic: Jersey Shore (Peak)
Why was the vampire so orange? Because “GTL” (Gym, Tan, Laundry) was the law, and Snooki’s “poof” hair was higher than any church steeple in… Read More »2010 Classic: Jersey Shore (Peak)
2010 Classic: The Best Art Direction
Why did Avatar win? Because they built an entire world that doesn’t exist, which is exactly what Hollywood is best at. Part of the 39… Read More »2010 Classic: The Best Art Direction
2009 Vintage: The Michael Jackson Passing
Why was the White House so quiet in June? Because for one week, the entire world stopped caring about “Policy” and started practicing the “Moonwalk.”… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Michael Jackson Passing
2008 Legacy: The Rickroll
Why did the traveler click the “Free Flight Upgrade” link? Because it was April 1st, 2008, and YouTube had just Rickrolled the entire world. Part… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Rickroll