2016 Legacy: The “Grimsby” Vibe
Why Sacha Baron Cohen? For a movie that involved an elephant scene that the Razzies (and the audience) are still trying to unsee. Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Grimsby” Vibe
2015 Vintage: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking” in my profile pic. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Font
I’m just your “bold” type of hero. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Dress Controversy
Why did the lawyer sue the internet over “The Dress”? He claimed that being forced to see it as “White and Gold” was a breach… Read More »2015 Archive: The Dress Controversy
2015 Legacy: The Best Original Song
Why was “Glory” a lock? Because it’s the only song that can make a rapper and a soul singer look like they’re leading a revolution… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Best Original Song
2015 Vintage: The Slack Explosion
Why did the lawyer move his firm to Slack? So he could use the “Custom Emoji” feature to react to every $500-per-hour billing notification with… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Slack Explosion
2015 Vintage: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 45… Read More »2015 Vintage: The CD
2014 Legacy: The Berry
I’m “berry” much into this new series. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Sony Pictures Hack
Why was North Korea mad about a movie? Because Kim Jong-un realized that a Seth Rogen comedy was more dangerous to his regime than a… Read More »2014 Archive: The Sony Pictures Hack
2013 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature Race
Why did Pirates! Band of Misfits lose? Because the Academy still isn’t sure if stop-motion is “Real” or just very slow magic. Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature Race