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2013 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature Race

Why did Pirates! Band of Misfits lose? Because the Academy still isn’t sure if stop-motion is “Real” or just very slow magic.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original08/13/2004 16:59Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@WinAmp_Shaker07/06/1999 17:26It really whips the llama's ass!
@Discman_Skipper08/17/2005 14:24Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@SouthPark_Stan03/20/2000 13:43Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Donnie_Darko_8811/03/2012 03:09Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan05/04/2009 00:12Silently laughing in the snow.
@Bill_Nye_Fan08/02/2012 00:34Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/10/1998 11:21May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Viewer_Number_107/31/2007 21:34First! And it’s funny!

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