2020 Vintage: The Radio
She hates “Lo-Fi Beats.” She says it sounds like “someone who has given up on ever finding a chorus.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Radio
2020 Archive: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
Why was he back? Because in 2020, Sacha Baron Cohen realized that reality was already so weird he didn’t even have to try that hard… Read More »2020 Archive: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
2019 Archive: The “Panini” Lil Nas X
He’s not a one-hit wonder! The 2019 “Chowder” reference I didn’t know I needed. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Panini” Lil Nas X
2019 Legacy: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go home! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Ivana
2019 Vintage: The MySpace “Data Recovery” Fail
Why was the accountant laughing? “They lost all the music from 2003-2015? That’s not a loss, that’s a mercy.” Part of the 72 Office Groaners:… Read More »2019 Vintage: The MySpace “Data Recovery” Fail
2019 Vintage: The Mueller Report Release
Why was the 448-page report like a gym membership? Because everyone talked about having it, but nobody actually went through all the heavy lifting to… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Mueller Report Release
2018 Archive: The Queer Eye Reboot Buzz
Why the love? For proving that five guys and a French tuck can fix anything, including our emotional trauma. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards… Read More »2018 Archive: The Queer Eye Reboot Buzz
2018 Archive: The Smart-Speaker Snitch
“Your heart rate was up at 2 AM,” the doctor noted. I asked how he knew. He said, “Your Google Home told me you were… Read More »2018 Archive: The Smart-Speaker Snitch
2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner Part 2
“Look how fast it spins!” “If only your career moved at that speed, we’d be millionaires by now.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner Part 2
2016 Legacy: The “Direct Action” SEAL Team 6 Book
Why another one? To prove that the “Quiet Professional” is the only job where the “Retirement Plan” is a New York Times Bestseller list. Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Direct Action” SEAL Team 6 Book