Why another one? To prove that the “Quiet Professional” is the only job where the “Retirement Plan” is a New York Times Bestseller list.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition
In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »
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39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Kursk" Detour
Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »
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35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition
In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »
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Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
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Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
True story! I was there!