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2016 Legacy: The “Direct Action” SEAL Team 6 Book

Why another one? To prove that the “Quiet Professional” is the only job where the “Retirement Plan” is a New York Times Bestseller list.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Hypersonic "Cruise" Mode
Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 3.0
Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition
In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Combat Camera" Swarm View
Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Kursk" Detour
Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition
In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »

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Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
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Why did they finally get a moon base plan? To prove that "Interga...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen04/24/2009 06:02A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Dial_Up_King08/28/2009 03:52Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Beavis_Cornholio12/02/2011 02:08I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Zoolander_Mug02/03/1995 17:02I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Bernie_Mittens06/16/2004 22:36I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@True_Story_Neil07/03/2013 16:10True story! I was there!

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