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1995 Vintage: VHS “Special Editions”

Why were we buying the same movie again? Because the “Remastered” sound was something we couldn’t even hear on our mono-speaker TVs.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User02/22/2010 05:00I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@The_Real_Morpheus01/26/2004 08:55What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Shrek_Ogrelord06/28/1999 23:34Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@DVD_Collector06/27/1995 14:15Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Linux_Distro_User12/26/2005 15:00Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Magic_SchoolBus01/16/2004 19:59Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Ultima_Online_V12/17/2007 13:38Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Mind_Blown_Gif02/19/2013 11:57*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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