Why did the lawyer sue the internet over “The Dress”? He claimed that being forced to see it as “White and Gold” was a breach of his professional duty to see things in “Black and White.”
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition
In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
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45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
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45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »
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He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
The Truth in Court
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!