A movie that made me realize I’d use time travel just to have a better first date and not to save the world.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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Super green! Hilarious!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
One does not simply read one joke.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Top tier web animation humor!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!