2000 Classic: The Mouse
I’m a click-baiter. I’m just “trapped” in the web. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The Late Show with David Letterman
Why did he win Variety Series? For his triumphant return after heart surgery, proving that even a triple bypass couldn’t stop him from mocking the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Late Show with David Letterman
2000 Vintage: The How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Teasers)
Why was Jim Carrey still the star of summer? Because the hype for the holiday season started in July, proving that in 2000, we couldn’t… Read More »2000 Vintage: The How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Teasers)
1999 Legacy: The Cocktail Umbrella
A guy uses his cocktail umbrella to shield himself from the “digital rain.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Cocktail Umbrella
1999 Classic: The Macy Gray “I Try” Rasp
Why the voice? For proving that sounding like you just swallowed a bag of gravel could actually be the most soulful thing on the radio.… Read More »1999 Classic: The Macy Gray “I Try” Rasp
1999 Classic: The Glue
I have a great joke about glue, but I’m sticking to this one. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Classic: The Glue
1998 Archive: The Search Engine
I tried to “Google” my mother-in-law. The computer just displayed a message: “Warning: Entity too large to process. Do you wish to continue at your… Read More »1998 Archive: The Search Engine
1998 Vintage: The Dallas Cowboys Fade
Why was “America’s Team” getting quiet? Because the Triplets were getting older and the rest of the NFL was finally catching up to the swagger.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Dallas Cowboys Fade
1998 Vintage: The Gin and Sin
A guy orders a “Gin and Sin.” The bartender says, “I can give you the Gin, you provide the Sin.” Part of the 76 Bar… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Gin and Sin
1998 Vintage: The MP3 Player
Why was the passenger smug? He had a brand new MP3 player that could hold exactly 10 songs in terrible quality, and he felt like… Read More »1998 Vintage: The MP3 Player