Why was Jim Carrey still the star of summer? Because the hype for the holiday season started in July, proving that in 2000, we couldn’t just live in the moment.
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
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Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I see funny people... everywhere!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.