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1998 Vintage: The MP3 Player

 Why was the passenger smug? He had a brand new MP3 player that could hold exactly 10 songs in terrible quality, and he felt like a digital god.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran09/13/2004 09:21Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/05/2008 21:33Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Simpson_Quotes12/31/1998 09:48D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@DragonBall_Z_G08/04/2000 22:57His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr02/04/1995 08:08The magic man... is laughing!
@Illidan_Blind06/19/2000 02:25I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Believe_It_Or_N02/08/1997 17:16I choose to believe it’s funny.

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