2006 Archive: The PlayStation 3 Launch
Why was the CEO’s office locked? He was “benchmarking” the $600 console and its “Cell Processor” (playing Resistance). Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The PlayStation 3 Launch
2006 Classic: The X-Ray
“Your ribs are fine, but your heart is shaped like a ‘Like’ button.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab”… Read More »2006 Classic: The X-Ray
2005 Archive: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring a “Mood Ring” to the mediation? To see if the other side was actually “angry” or just “billing for anger.”… Read More »2005 Archive: The Negotiation
2005 Classic: The Launch of Xbox 360
Why was there a green ring of light? Because Microsoft gave us “Next-Gen” graphics, but also a 33% chance that our console would turn into… Read More »2005 Classic: The Launch of Xbox 360
2004 Vintage: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor on the plane?” “I’m a Doctor of Sociology!” “Great, explain why nobody is helping this guy.” Part of the 54 Doctor… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Emergency
2004 Vintage: The Motorola Pager
Why did the traveler finally throw his pager into the ocean? Because in 2004, if you weren’t “flipping” a phone, you were basically a caveman… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Motorola Pager
2004 Archive: The Font
I’m just “Comic Sans”-ing around. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new digital camera? Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Wooden
2001 Classic: The Little Sun
Why did the sun go to school? To get “brighter.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Napster Sequel
A guy tries to “peer-to-peer” share a beer. The bartender calls security. Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Napster Sequel