2012 Legacy: The Call Me Maybe Chorus
The entire eighth-grade section screaming the lyrics to Carly Rae Jepsen’s pop hit out the school bus windows at the playground monitors. Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Call Me Maybe Chorus
2012 Classic: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Mayan Apocalypse Law”? “A guy who had a very busy December and a very quiet January.”… Read More »2012 Classic: The Graduation
2011 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Netflix account? Because he proved he was the only one who actually “used the profile” for legal research (watching Suits).… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
2010 Archive: Drake (Thank Me Later)
Why was he so successful? Because in 2010, he proved that being the “Best I Ever Had” was just the beginning of his plan to… Read More »2010 Archive: Drake (Thank Me Later)
2010 Archive: The Google Instant
Why was the clerk so fast? Because Google started guessing his searches before he even finished his bad ideas. Part of the 83 Office Groaners:… Read More »2010 Archive: The Google Instant
2010 Legacy: The Poet
“The filament’s end is the start of a shadow’s reign.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad archive.… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Poet
2009 Archive: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Archive: The Email
2007 Classic: The HIPAA 2
“I can’t tell you your diagnosis. It’s a secret between me and my accountant.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Classic: The HIPAA 2
2006 Archive: The Departed
A guy says, “Are you a cop?” The bartender says, “Are you a cop?” They both stare at each other for an hour. Part of the 75… Read More »2006 Archive: The Departed
2006 Archive: The PlayStation 3 Launch
Why was the CEO’s office locked? He was “benchmarking” the $600 console and its “Cell Processor” (playing Resistance). Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The PlayStation 3 Launch