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What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Mayan Apocalypse Law”? “A guy who had a very busy December and a very quiet January.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

@ICQ_Classic12/14/2008 16:07That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Pirate_Bay_9901/15/2010 09:04Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Offspring_Guy08/19/1997 11:45The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@PopUp_Blocker_X07/20/1995 17:51I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@CompuServe_Classic10/10/2002 20:51Premium humor for premium members.

@Metacrawler_X06/28/2006 07:59Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.