2004 Vintage: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to the suburbs. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: Lost (The Debut)
Why were the trick-or-treaters just sitting on the beach? Because they crashed their plane, found a mysterious hatch, and were too busy arguing about “The… Read More »2004 Legacy: Lost (The Debut)
2004 Archive: The Sitcom
She says Desperate Housewives is about her life, and I’m the “reason for the desperation.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone”… Read More »2004 Archive: The Sitcom
2004 Archive: Ocean’s Twelve
Why was the sequel so confusing? Because even with Brad Pitt and George Clooney, nobody understood the plot—but we all agreed they looked great in… Read More »2004 Archive: Ocean’s Twelve
2003 Classic: The Old School “You’re My Boy, Blue!”
I can’t see an elderly man in a tracksuit without wanting to shout this at the top of my lungs. Part of the 69 Observational… Read More »2003 Classic: The Old School “You’re My Boy, Blue!”
2003 Legacy: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on my digital status. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the sun? For “unauthorized thermal exposure” during a summer deposition. Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes &… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Technicality
2003 Archive: The “Pianist” Power
Why did Adrien Brody win? Because he actually learned to play the piano, proving that “Method Acting” is just a fancy way of saying “I… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Pianist” Power
2001 Vintage: The Digital Camera Zoom
Why was the office photo so blurry? The “Digital Zoom” just made the pixels bigger, not the people. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Digital Camera Zoom
2001 Vintage: The HMO Nurse
“Our records show you’re healthy. The fact that you can’t walk is just a ‘User Error’.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem… Read More »2001 Vintage: The HMO Nurse