Why was the detective costume so depressing? Because everyone kept pointing at the grocery bags and asking, “What’s in the box?!”
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Was The Mummy
Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Oops, I laughed again!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!