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1995 Vintage: Seven

Why was the detective costume so depressing? Because everyone kept pointing at the grocery bags and asking, “What’s in the box?!”

Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee06/27/2014 15:26Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Pokemon_Blue08/13/1995 01:43Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Britney_Spears_Fan11/17/2009 09:31Oops, I laughed again!
@Baywatch_Runner11/14/2005 15:47Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Sum41_Skater04/04/2006 17:17In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@DragonBall_Z_G06/28/2008 21:35His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Breakfast_Club_B11/26/2002 15:43Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Toolbar_Hater12/29/2012 17:54My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Slashdot_Effect02/20/2013 04:39We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Grammar_Nazi_9906/28/2009 11:12Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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