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2004 Archive: Ocean’s Twelve

 Why was the sequel so confusing? Because even with Brad Pitt and George Clooney, nobody understood the plot—but we all agreed they looked great in Italian suits.

Part of the 36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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