2009 Vintage: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the saltiness. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Hatch
2008 Classic: The Katy Perry
“I kissed a girl and I liked it!” The bartender says, “That’s nice, but she’s still going to want you to buy her a drink.”… Read More »2008 Classic: The Katy Perry
2008 Archive: The Sock
I’m “toasty” in my apartment. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the challenge of a touchscreen. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The 300 Spartan
“Then we shall screw it in… IN THE SHADE!” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 300 Spartan
2007 Archive: The Shrek the Third Fan
“Better out than in, I always say! (Wait, I meant the bulb).” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World… Read More »2007 Archive: The Shrek the Third Fan
2006 Vintage: The Talladega Nights “Shake and Bake”
I’ve started trying to “shake and bake” with my coworkers. They don’t get it. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Talladega Nights “Shake and Bake”
2005 Classic: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “Daughters” by John Mayer? Because he gave every father in America a reason to cry and every daughter a reason to roll her eyes.… Read More »2005 Classic: Best Male Pop Vocal
2005 Legacy: The Melon
I’m “one” in a billion views. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified