2005 Legacy: The Melon

I’m “one” in a billion views.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "quacking" up at the AI.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter09/23/2012 23:38The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/10/1997 09:51I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Footloose_Ren06/09/2006 10:43Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr03/12/2001 09:54The magic man... is laughing!

@Bernie_Mittens05/28/2015 22:05I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Frag_Master_9906/09/2013 16:42Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!