I’m “toasty” in my apartment.
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C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
You must construct additional laughs!
I should make a game about this joke.