2022 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone of an old, faded baptismal certificate received via thermal fax before the purple ink… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
2022 Archive: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did CODA win? For turning a French film into an American classic about family and fish. Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Archive: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2020 Legacy: The Haircut
I let my wife cut my hair with kitchen scissors. I now look like a thumb that got into a fight with a lawnmower. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Haircut
2020 Legacy: The Water
I’m “streaming” fitness classes I’ll never do. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Yeezy Sneaker Envy Repeat
The rich kid who showed up to gym class wearing ultra-rare, knitted designer sneakers, spending the entire fitness run crying because someone accidentally stepped on… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Yeezy Sneaker Envy Repeat
2019 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2018 Fortnite accounts. They’re so ‘Old School’.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hobby
2018 Legacy: The Glass
I’m “transparent.” Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Sprite Cranberry Hype
The high school cafeteria vending machines running completely out of soda in December because an internet commercial made the seasonal flavor a massive holiday meme.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Sprite Cranberry Hype
2017 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Owner
One, but they can change it in the living room or take it to the bathroom and change it there. Part of the 61 Light… Read More »2017 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Owner
2016 Archive: The Clinton Health Scare
Why was the video of her fainting so big? Because in 2016, a stumble on a curb was treated like a national security crisis by… Read More »2016 Archive: The Clinton Health Scare