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2018 Legacy: The Sprite Cranberry Hype

The high school cafeteria vending machines running completely out of soda in December because an internet commercial made the seasonal flavor a massive holiday meme.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War Tears, Fortnite Emotes & TikTok Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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