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2007 Legacy: The Bread

 I’m “rising” to the challenge of a touchscreen.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010)
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123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023)
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2025 Archive: The Banana
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2025 Classic: The File
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2025 Legacy: The Icon
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2025 Legacy: The Lime
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125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003)
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130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016)
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2025 Classic: The Sun
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer02/06/2010 09:42Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Backstreet_Fan02/11/2004 22:11I want it that way... the funny way!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan03/04/2008 10:25Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Afk_For_Laughs02/21/2005 18:01Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Warcraft_Orc02/16/2001 03:01Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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