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2003 Archive: The “Pianist” Power

Why did Adrien Brody win? Because he actually learned to play the piano, proving that “Method Acting” is just a fancy way of saying “I have no hobbies.”

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Bill_Nye_Fan10/18/2009 15:06Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
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@Blue_Your_My_Boy06/25/2005 18:19You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Loituma_Girl07/22/2011 15:39Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Charlie_Unicorn04/17/2000 12:51We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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