2004 Vintage: The Cow

I’m “moo-ving” to the suburbs.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@OfficeWorker_9911/21/2000 07:11I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Linux_Distro_Fan01/16/2005 01:35Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan11/04/2011 12:53I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy02/22/2001 22:42That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Dale_Doback_Fan03/19/2008 07:42Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Dancing_Baby_9604/17/2011 20:32Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Star_Wars_Kid06/29/2008 17:41I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Digg_Submitter_0511/12/1996 15:41Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@True_Story_Neil11/18/2004 08:12True story! I was there!